thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(Source: emilyologist, via ifucklobstersformoney)

"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."

(via lushlyps)

Isn’t that like 98% of straight couples?

(via txnk)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via onlymi)

epic-humor:

tilmynamesinlights:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE

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(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman, via gaynerdcomic)