3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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